I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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