My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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