And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
that is very illegal...i love you.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Randomize
