You really coming over, don't trick.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
