glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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