There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm gonna have a badass scar
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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