We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
im about as happy as oj after his trial
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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