whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
