how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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