yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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