She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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