Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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