Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
There r osticjed everywhere
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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