i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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