He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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