How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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