just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
