Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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