: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I need a burrito and a hug.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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