i just wanna soil my oats bro
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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