My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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