that's an acceptable place to lick
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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