Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
i've created a new STD.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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