Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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