dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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