Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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