so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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