You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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