I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I had to cum in my sink.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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