You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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