I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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