I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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