Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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