Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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