She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Im part way to drunk.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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