I would go down on you faster than GM stock
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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