You work out of a Hotel?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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