there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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