I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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