Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
