you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
She's the barista slut.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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