i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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