Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
accomplished twins. life is a go
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
no you cant smoke seaweed
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
