That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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