Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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