You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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