just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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