I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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