i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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