Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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