But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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