You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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