i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Randomize
