just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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