there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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