you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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